But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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