i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
