fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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