Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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