You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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