I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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