never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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