But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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