I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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