I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
tell me about the eggs
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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