Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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