did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Terrible idea I love it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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