It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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