How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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