Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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