She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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