Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We need a shit load of segways right now
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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