How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
When did angry sex become our thing?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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