physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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