return my video game
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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