dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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