Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)

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(518): View more from New York

goodnight i made you a song goodbye

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(863): View more from Florida

UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.

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Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

At least you don't cum in color.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.

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(305): View more from Florida

You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

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(209): View more from California

I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.

(209): View more from California

Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.

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