ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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