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• (530): View more from California

  How is Miami?

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  Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln

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• (916): View more from California

  put your butt on the phone this is a booty call

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• (713): View more from Texas

  38 yer olds are good kisserssss

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i flashed his best friends last night

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  you always were good at making good first impressions

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  did u get his digits?

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.

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