Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.