I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway