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(650): View more from California

im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt

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(650): im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt http://tfl.nu/myrk

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(718): View more from New York

I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.

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(718): I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide. http://tfl.nu/8m3e

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(317): View more from Indiana

you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.

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(317): you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american. http://tfl.nu/y2yd

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point

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(507): I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point http://tfl.nu/celc

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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom

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(423): If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom http://tfl.nu/66s8

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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.

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(808): I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils. http://tfl.nu/b8ey

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?

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(317): Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text? http://tfl.nu/5hnv

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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!

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(860): You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS! http://tfl.nu/g8vq

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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.

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(402): I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us. http://tfl.nu/si4e

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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.

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(417): Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like. http://tfl.nu/oino

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(425): View more from Washington

Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break

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Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.

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(425): Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break (425): Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk. http://tfl.nu/ki3s

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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science

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(978): Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science http://tfl.nu/dvcx

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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.

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(253): I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise. http://tfl.nu/nmya

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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.

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(601): If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass. http://tfl.nu/tjid

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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.

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(616): If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine. http://tfl.nu/wf47

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