I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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