She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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