Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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