How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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