Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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