She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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