You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
