Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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