i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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