My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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