I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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