Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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