okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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