but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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