erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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