By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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