You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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