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(972): View more from Texas

He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid

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(301): View more from Maryland

seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...

(443): View more from Maryland

that's spring break in florida for ya

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(310): View more from California

He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit

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(914): View more from New York

Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".

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