sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you win again, gameday.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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