marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
