He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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