Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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