I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
no you cant smoke seaweed
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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