Kiss
Puke
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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