nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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