Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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