Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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