My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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