so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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