Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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