We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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