i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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