Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
