Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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