Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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